That is the sound of a man's sphincter shrinking.

這聽上去是括約肌收縮后的聲音

Except for your pubococcygeus and * sphincter.

除了你的恥尾肌與*括約肌

And it's the same color as my cadaver's esophageal sphincter.

并且這甜品的顏色 跟我解剖尸體的食管括約肌一樣

After your sphincters relax, most of the pain should subside.

等你們的括約肌放松后 大部分痛感應該就會減弱

Your lower esophageal sphincter isn't working properly.

你的食管下括約肌無法正常工作

It's like your face is one big giant sphincter.

你的臉好像一個巨大的括約肌

I know that failure hurts like a robocactus being jammed up your sphincter.

我知道失敗就像 仿真仙人掌卡在你的括約肌里

but I just spend the entire time clenching my sphincter in an effort not to fart.

但我卻把時間都花在了 努力夾緊括約肌不讓我自己放屁