I'm not surprised you're not surprised I'm not surprised.

我不驚訝你不驚訝我不驚訝

Where? It's a surprise, surprise, surprise.

去哪里 是個驚喜 驚喜 驚喜

I'm so surprised! I'm so surprised.

真的讓我好驚訝啊 我也好驚訝

Then I was surprised that I was surprised.

然后我很吃驚自己竟會感到意外

Well, the real surprise is how surprised you are that I'm great at surprises.

真正的驚喜是 你知道我擅長給人驚喜后有多驚喜

Listen, I am I'm surprised that you're surprised by this.

我很驚訝你居然會覺得意外

I thought I'd surprise you, so surprise.

我以為會給你驚喜的 驚喜嗎

Well, he wasn't surprised, which was surprising.

他沒感到驚訝 這點讓我很驚訝

I might be surprised if I'm surprised.

如果讓我意想不到那我才可能覺得驚奇

I wanted to surprise you, so... surprise.

我想給你一個驚喜 所以 驚喜吧