At the critical moment I had a choice, floor or ficus, and I went ficus.

緊要關頭我必須抉擇 地上還是榕樹里 我選擇了榕樹

And I'll admit it, I'm the ficus barfer.

我承認 是我吐在了榕樹里

We've lost the ficus and the blooming plants.

熱帶榕屬植物和開花植物枯死了

Oh, and don't forget about the ficus in the bedroom.

還有 別忘了臥室里的那盆無花果

I managed to save the ficus out on the terrace.

我拯救了你家陽臺外的榕樹

We shot the scene where he merges with the ficus.

我們拍了那場他和榕樹融為一體的戲

Heck, there's a pig and a ficus tree here on a date.

該死 還有一只豬在跟無花果樹約會

That is not enough to feed one common ficus.

這不足以供最常見的榕屬植物消耗

This ficus down at your end has been looking kinda puny.

你那邊的榕屬植物看起來病怏怏的

The package was too big for the slot, so they hid it behind the ficus.

包裹太大塞不進郵箱 所以快遞員藏在了盆栽后面