This is like the easiest breakup in the history of breakups.

這簡直就是史上最容易的一次分手

Oh, he told me the oldest breakup line in the breakup book.

他用了分手指南里 最老套的分手臺詞

I guess, with everything I've been through the past two years, a breakup is just a breakup.

我想過去兩年里我經歷了這么多 分手只是分手而已

No, I... it's a breakup, it's fresh.

不 我 是分手 我剛分的手

It was a break. It wasn't a breakup.

我們只是暫停 不是分手

I bought them as a breakup gift for myself.

這是我為自己買的分手禮物

I'm heartbroken over my breakup with amber.

和安柏分手 我心都碎了

Besides, this breakup has nothing to do with me.

再說了 這次分手又不是我的錯

It's still my words about my breakup.

但那仍是我寫下的關于我分手的句子

Let's do a little over, under on your breakup date.

我們來打個賭 賭你們幾時分手