You were trying to shoehorn yourself into my investigation and it won't work.

你想強制加入我的調查 這招沒用

Romance is always shoehorned into genre fare.

浪漫 總要硬擠進各種題材中去

No, it's shoehorning in psychiatric evidence in a selfdefense case.

不 這是在強行把 精神鑒定證據混淆進自我防衛案件

You caught me on a good day, so I am going to show you how to use an envelope as a shoehorn.

好在我今天心情好 所以我會告訴你 如果用信封做鞋拔子

Also, I tested very well as a character, so the producer would like to shoehorn me into the show whenever possible.

還有 我這個角色很成功 所以制作人會想辦法 穿*的戲份

Maybe everything would've taken a very different turn if you had managed to shoehorn your dick into my butt all those years ago.

如果你多年前硬把*塞進我* 一切可能都會不一樣