Like playing the bassoon. It can't be taught.

就像吹奏巴松一樣 是沒辦法教的

I could play the audio from my bassoon recital.

我可以播放低音管獨奏會的音頻

First bassoon, tenor trombones, with the tenors.

第一大管 次中音長號 和男高音一起

Second bassoon, bass trombones, with the basses.

第二大管 低音長號 和低音提琴

Two ladies with bassoons tried to take my head off.

兩個吹低音管的姑娘差點把我頭擰下來

Here's what's gonna happen. In about a minute, my tongue is going to swell up like a bassoon.

接下來 在一分鐘內 我的舌頭會腫得像低音管一樣