And also, it should have been clear, because I used jokey words.

而且不能再明顯了 因爲我用了好笑的詞

And you're one of those people that does the haha jokey thing and then gets all huffy and in high dudgeon when you can't think of a comeback.

你是那種會開傻缺玩笑 然后想不出反駁的時候 又氣又惱的人

I mean, it's jokey, but what it really is when a guy has an ass that, like, really sticks out to the point where it seems like a whole horse has been cut off him.

這是挺滑稽 但事實上 如果一個男的有那樣的* 突兀到那種程度 就好像整個馬身被切掉了一樣

I mean, obviously not, you know, some idiot who gets jammed in a trash can by soccer moms and says stupid things like jokey pants, but I need someone who's going to stand up for me because I like to mouth off.

當然了 很顯然不能是那種 被家庭主婦塞到垃圾桶里的傻帽 還會說"小鴨*"之類的蠢話 可是我的確需要能為我挺身而出的男人 因為我經常說話不客氣