I love mermaids. I really love mermaids.

我喜歡美人魚 真的很喜歡

He says he's seen a mermaid, he's seen a mermaid.

他說他見過美人魚 那就是見過

My inspiration was a pimp that was a mermaid.

我的靈感來自一個拉皮條的美人魚

And there's a mermaid swimming in the pool.

那里就有一只美人魚在游泳

I've seen mermaids, I've swum with some.

我還見了美人魚 和其中幾只一塊游了泳

You're a drowning pirate and I'm a... a horny mermaid.

你是一個快淹死的海盜 而我是一個 饑渴的美人魚

So it's a fake, a pretend, like the mermaid.

所以這是假的 是仿造的 像美人魚一樣

Maybe you could have a threesome with a mermaid and a hobbit.

也許你可以和美人魚 霍比特人來個3P

You draw mermaids in the margins of your notebook.

你在筆記本空白處畫美人魚

Until my dad convinced me that mermaids were real.

直到我爸爸讓我相信美人魚是真實的