We are *art, ambitious women, and we're talking about scrunchies.

我們是聰明有抱負的女生 我們卻在談論發圈

I just throw a scrunchie on mine and go.

我往上套個毛束就算完事了

He's talking about overriding the scrunchie rule, which is what I'm gonna do.

他在說令發圈條款無效 也就是我即將要做的事

They had to rebuild my undercarriage with a scrunchy and part of my thigh.

醫生不得不重塑我的產道 用的還是皮筋和我大腿的一部分

She's down at my car getting a worn out scrunchie from my glove compartment.

她去樓下我車里的雜物箱 選舊的束發帶呢

Because I wear this stupid scrunchie when I wash my face at night.

因為我在晚上洗臉的時候 會扎一個傻乎乎的猴皮筋

I found out that there's one thing that overrules the scrunchie an outoftown guest.

我發現有一種情況 能使發圈條款無效 就是遠道客人

Turns out, one little scrunchie that was meant to keep my sister away brought everyone together.

原本那個用來 趕走我姐的小小發圈 讓大家都聚在了一起