Any second, I have to bring this salami into that office.

我隨時都得把這根臘腸送進那間辦公室

They'd have to be beating my mother with a salami on stage.

除非他們在臺上用香腸打我媽

Don't play dumb, we all know what a bag of salami is.

別裝傻 我們都知道一袋臘腸是什么

I was texting to say sorry, and it autocorrected to salami.

我本來想發一個抱歉 結果自動更正為了"爆你"

I hung there like a salami in a deli window.

我像一根熟食店里吊著的香腸一樣

A little salami and the provolone my hu*and likes.

一些臘腸和蘿伏洛干酪 我丈夫喜歡吃

I can build you a desk with a salami dispenser.

我可以給你修一個帶意大利香腸自動販賣機的桌子

I'm sorry I'm not making a bomb out of salami fast enough for you.

抱歉我用香腸做炸彈的速度還不夠快

Strung out like a salami in a butcher shop window.

像櫥窗里掛著的意大利臘腸那樣

And even though I deplore the killing of all animals, when you come to the salami, it's from me.

雖然我強烈譴責*動物行為 但包里的意大利臘腸是我給你裝的