Grandma excuses are older than grandmas themselves.

奶奶這個借口都快比你奶奶還老了

That's sweet, but that's not my grandma.

你真好 但你手里拿的不是我奶奶的

And I get to do that because I am a grandma.

我這么做完全因為我是你孩子的外婆

You have to understand. I'm her grandma.

你得理解 我是她的外婆

You'd clean up with all the grandmas.

你可以和奶奶們一起打掃衛生

Here I thought your grandma loved you.

我還以為你祖母是愛你的呢

I loved her like she was my own grandma.

在我心里她就像親祖母一樣

I still can't believe I'm a grandma.

我還是不敢想象自己當外婆了

At least here, you don't have to see your grandma.

但是在這里 至少你不會見到你奶奶

But grandma's only here for two days.

但是外祖母只在這兒待兩天