Shocker he doesn't have any friends.

真令人"震驚" 他沒有一個朋友

Well, this may be a shocker but I'm glad to be here.

可能讓你們感到震驚 但是我很高興來到這

The fact that she stayed out all night is hardly a shocker.

她就算在外面過夜也不奇怪

But be prepared, 'cause what I'm about to say is a real shocker.

你準備好 我下面要說的 真的很讓人震驚

Tells me, shocker, there's all these guys up at school, you know.

說 哇 學校里好多優秀的男的

And he gives her a shocker made of * instead of fingers.

他用老二給她*而不是手指

And shocker the only way in is through their security office on the ground floor.

不出所料 想要進去 就必須走一樓的安保處

You've told me a lot of shockers today, but that, that is the first lie.

你們今天說了很多讓我震驚的事 可這是你們說的第一個謊話

This has gone from a puffpiece, feelgood story to an awardwinning shocker on elder abuse.

這個從夸大報道暖人心之流 一躍成為有望獲獎的*老人的爆炸性新聞

I am a female boss in a shop full of men, and huh what a shocker, I'm the problem.

我是一群男人的女上司 結果我成了問題 你說驚不驚訝