I wouldn't be surprised if you opened that door and they were standing there holding a boombox over their heads.

如果你們打開門 發現他們舉著揚聲器等在門口我也不驚訝

But you know that he can sustain a relationship about as long as he can probably hold a boombox over his head.

但你知道 他能維持一段感情的時間 就跟他能把錄音機放在頭上的時間一樣長

Listen, I am never going to be the kind of girl that covers stairs with flowers or stands on your lawn with a boombox.

我永遠不會是那種 在樓梯上鋪滿花瓣 舉著錄音機站在你家前院的女孩