Perfect, because I have been writing down... anecdotes.

太好了 我寫了好多軼事

Like me for my antidotes, love me for my anecdotes.

喜歡我是為我的解藥 愛我是為我的軼事

Then she'll become an anecdote, a thing to say.

然后她就會變成往事 時不時拿來講講

You know, I read. I have good anecdotes.

我看書 我有好玩的趣聞

You're a noname, an anecdote, history's footnote.

你只是一個無名小卒 歷史中的塵埃

Do you want to hear it? I used an anecdote.

你想聽聽嗎 我用了個人經歷

The young man here, he got a dynamite anecdote.

這個年輕人 他有爆炸消息

Anyway, this guy's anecdote was about his fatty lipoma.

不管怎樣 那個家伙 竟然拿他的脂肪瘤說事

Like, tell me a funny anecdote from your childhood.

給我講講小時候有意思的事

Sexual histories are just a collection of anecdotes.

性行為歷史就是各種趣聞的大匯總