With that, it's time to hit the track and set up for the fender bender to end all fender benders.

有了這些 是時候來一場 驚天地泣鬼神的汽車追尾事故了

I'm fine. It was just a fender bender.

沒事 就是撞到了保險杠

Couple more seconds, and you'd have been fender meat.

再晚個幾秒 你就變成擋泥板上的肉醬了

Too bad this wasn't just a fender bender.

要是個交通事故的庭審就好了

I remember when you were 16, you dented the fender of my pontiac.

我記得你16歲時 你撞凹了我的龐蒂克汽車擋泥板

For instance, I was catching up on this fender bender over breakfast.

比如 我早飯時就在了解這起小車禍

Heck of a lot of bullets for a fender bender.

對一場小車禍來說 打的子彈有點多啊

Gibson had some sort of bizarre fender bender at lunch.

吉布森午休時出了離奇的車禍

I just got in a little fender bender. It's nothing.

我只是出了個小車禍 沒事

Two inches the other way and he'd have hit his head on the fender.

再往旁邊偏五厘米的話 他的頭就撞到壁爐的柵欄上了