I need a cucumber spritz and some privacy.

我要一杯黃瓜汁還有一點私人空間

You could always use it as a room spritz.

你也可以用它當空氣清新劑

All right, honey, take a little spritz.

好了 寶貝 來點香水

I got two spritzes left before I have to return it.

我退回去之前還能再噴兩次

And it was like someone spritzed the room with cologne.

就像有人在房間里噴香水一樣

Anyways, I spritzed him with holy water when the nurse's head was turned.

而且 我趁*沒注意 拿圣水噴了他

My plan is to spritz a little water on these muffins, take 'em to the next room and pass 'em off as fresh.

我的計劃就是在這些松餅上灑些水 然后就把它們當新烤的一樣送到隔壁去